The Real Housewives of Orange County season 14 premieres on Tuesday, August 6, and the ladies' signature taglines are better than ever.
Shannon Beador, 55, has her groove back now that her divorce from husband David Beador is settled and she's found new love with boyfriend John Janssen. "The tables have turned. And this time, I’m dancing on them," she proudly declares in a clip obtained by People.
Tamra Judge, 51, seems to be focused on the positives in her life and making an effort to avoid any drama. "These days faith, family and fitness are the only ‘F’s’ I give," she states.
Gina Kirschenheiter, 35, references her DUI arrest from February 2019 and her nasty split from husband Matt Kirschenheiter. "I’ve made mistakes in Orange County but I’ll fix them in a New York minute," she admits.
Emily Simpson, 43, distinguishes herself from her castmates and makes a play on the movie Legally Blonde. "In a town full of blondes, I’m legally brunette," the lawyer quips.
Newbie Braunwyn Windham-Burke pats herself on the back for juggling all her children while still maintaining her stunning looks. "I manage to wrangle a family of nine and still look like a ten," she boasts.
In typical fashion, Kelly Dodd refuses to censor herself in the interest of avoiding a feud. "If you don’t want me to cross the line, don’t draw one," she warns.
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