It seems really classy and interesting of a person to not be on Facebook.
MGMT has played in the background of every party in Brooklyn since 2008.
Getting free meals is the second-best reason to baby-sit, after the money.
There's always some intoxicated person who wants to take their pants off.
It's really scary and confusing in Bushwick.
Fights between female best friends (and roommates) are the most cutting and hurtful.
Listening to the right Robyn song can instantly turn your mood around. In this scene, it was "Dancing On My Mine," of course.
It's gratifying to date a person of the opposite political affiliation only to show how open-minded you are.
When young people digest a bunch of drugs, they are going to want to have super-intense conversations with their best friends about how much they love each other.
Cutting your hair seems like a great idea right up until you do it.
Ex-boyfriends are never cuter than when they're suddenly richer and more successful.
Sometimes you quit your internship or job without something else lined up because you have principles (but now no money).
People hide their junk-food habits sometimes, especially when they involve cupcakes.
Girls pretend they're chill and casual and don't want the guy in their life to have the "boyfriend" label, even though that is precisely what they want.
Seeing adults with their lives together (and a brownstone apartment!) is incredibly overwhelming and scary.
Most entry-level young people in New York are working themselves into a frenzy. "Try and give less of a sh*t," Booth Jonathan advised Marnie.
An HPV diagnosis is terrifying and shameful when you get it, even though it's not the biggest deal in the world and most adult women have it.