Ashton Kutcher's Life With Mila Kunis Sounds Seriously BIZARRE
Expect to get to know Ashton Kutcher and his family a whole lot better after this Monday’s episode of The Ellen DeGeneres Show. The 39-year-old father and actor admitted some interesting facts about wifey Mila Kunis and their two children on air!
The revelations began when Ellen commented on the couple’s youngest child’s name — Dimitri Portwood Kutcher — who was born on November 30, 2016. “That’s a great name, because everybody names their kids the same thing.”
The wife always gets her way! Although Ashton wanted to name his son Hawkeye, Mila came up with the name Dimitri on a whim. “We’re on our way to date night, and Mila turns to me and she goes, ‘So, I think Donald Trump is going to become the President, and I think our baby’s name is Dimitri.’ I was like, ‘Donald Trump’s not going to win the…'” he said. “And then I forgot about the name thing because I was like, ‘Why do you think Donald Trump is going to win?’ I’m telling you, she called it! It’s not even a joke,” the father of two explains.
“Two weeks later, I got home from work, and for some reason the name just stuck in my head. I was like, ‘I think Dimitri is the name of the baby.’ And she was like, ‘I know, right?’ ‘Yeah, that’s it!’ So, that’s it. And then Trump became President. Everything Mila says is right! She’s my wife, so that’s just what it is. Everything she says is right.”
Predicting the President’s win “probably two months out” sure is odd, but things get even weirder. Ashton goes on to discuss his two-year-old daughter Wyatt and her adorable idiosyncrasies. “Wyatt thinks the baby is her baby, and at some point I’m going to have to explain to her it’s not really her baby. I don’t know how I’m going to do that. She loves the baby so much. It’s like Of Mice and Men. She’s like, ‘I love you and hold you and squeeze you and name you George.’ I’m afraid she’s like Lenny, like, ‘You’re going to squeeze the baby’s head off, honey!'”
And when it comes to their five-month-old boy, “He loves everyone. Anyone comes near him and he’s like, ‘Hi!'”
“But when Wyatt comes near him. . . he’s like Kung Fu Panda when she comes near. He’s afraid she’s going to kill him. I went through a phase where I had to keep Wyatt alive, and then I went through a phase where I had to keep her from killing herself, and now I’m going through a phase where I have to keep her from killing the other baby,” he added. “She loves this baby — maybe more than me. It’s, like, borderline.”
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