While the rest of the world might be focused on Tiger Woods as he held a press conference today, addressing his return to the golf and how he’s been spending his time since his numerous affairs were revealed, you might be wondering, “What about that mistress, Joslyn James?” No? Well, she held a press conference today anyway, right after Tiger’s.
Joslyn’s high-powered big name lawyer, Gloria Allred, took to the mic first, in the conference aired on TMZ, admonishing Tiger for not apologizing to Joslyn for lying to her — as well as her other client, Tiger’s kindergarten teacher who she says he slandered — and saying, “we do not believe that he has been rehabilitated.”
As Tiger moves on with his career, Gloria assured the assembled press that Joslyn would also be moving on with her life.
“She is considering returning to her career as an adult film star,” Gloria explained.
She then revealed that neither she nor Joslyn would be attending the Master’s, not just because they don’t want to cheer on Tiger, but because August doesn’t allow women to hold membership at the club.
When Joslyn finally spoke a few words, she kept it quite brief.
“My feelings regarding his press conference was, it’s still a big malarkey, he’s not truthful, he’s not honest, he should be focusing this time right now instead of golf so quickly, on his loved ones,” she said. “I also don’t feel that he says he saw things clearly after his father died and after the birth of his children because after the birth of his first daughter sam, he was with me 10 days later,” she revealed.
“I still think he’s a big fat liar… We all deserve an apology, those of us who were hurt throughout all this,” asserted Joslyn, adding that in the future, she’s going to find someone who’s not married to love her. Good call!
That sound you’re hearing could be the clock ticking towards the end of her 15 minutes of fame.