THE COMEDIAN — NOW STARRING IN LIFETIME’S DROP DEAD DIVA — SHARES HER LASTING IMPRESSIONS
LAST COMPLIMENT I RECEIVED
That my smile was like a sunrise.
LAST TIME I LIED
On a plane to Cape Cod. You know how you have to tell your weight when you get on those small planes? I may have left off a few pounds. So if we crashed, it would’ve been my fault.
LAST PERSON WHO SAW ME NAKED
Probably my husband [artist Al Ridenour] but, you know, when you’re married that long you don’t even register nudity anymore.
LAST TIME I WAS STARSTRUCK
I went to go see PJ Harvey, and I really wanted to go backstage and meet her, and she said no [laughs]. I was devastated.
LAST CELEBRITY I MET
I wanted to meet PJ Harvey, but she said no!
LAST MEMORABLE DREAM I HAD
The other night I dreamed that I was having sex with somebody that was not my husband — I don’t know who. And then my friend came in and filled up my toiletries bag with water, so I was distracted from the sex.
LAST TIME I MADE A WISH
I was eating a breakfast taco at the airport, and I found an eyelash in it. I was so disgusted, but I ate it anyway because I was hungry and tired. I wonder if I still get to make a wish. And if I do, it’d be “I wish I didn’t eat that taco.”
LAST DIVA MOMENT
I don’t have any. I’m more dude than diva.