Lifetime's new series Pretty Wicked Moms focuses on the competitive mommy scene in Atlanta. BFFs Emily and Nicole N. — aka the Queen Bee and the Doggy Mom — are two of Reality TV's most outrageous characters. Think Real Housewives meets Dumb & Dumber.
Here's a few of their best (or worst?) lines of the nights:
Emily: What is straight party voting? If your straight you vote one side and you're gay, the other?
Nicole asking about C-sections: Do they cut the umbilical cord or is it just...
Emily: Yeah, they have to, or it would still be stuck to me.
Emily: I came out of a stork.
Nicole: you came out of a skort?
Emily: I hate a skort!
Emily: How can someone not have a sense of fashion. I just do not... It's like... it is like Japanese...
Emily on vaginal delivery: I'm too posh to push!
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