Jessica Simpson might look about ready to pop, but the first time mom-to-be would like to keep her baby girl in that big belly of hers for "a little bit longer."
Jess stopped by Jimmy Kimmel Live last night to talk about all those gorey pregnancy details, including her desire to toss back some drinks… as soon as possible.
"I feel like I have a bowling ball sitting on my hoo-ha," Jess confessed to Jimmy Kimmel, reassuring him that she's not expecting twins. "Apparently I have a lot of amniotic fluid, so whenever my water breaks, it will be like a fire hydrant!"
And Jess, who admits her daughter already has "garment bags of designer clothes," can't wait to get the delivery over with.
"I think that I could have the baby soon," Jess said. "I'm ready to push."
"Will you be drugged?" Jimmy asked.
"Yes sir!" Jess exclaimed. "A lot of people are like, 'I want to do it how my mother did it,' [for me], not really. I'd rather experience less pain."
Something else she would like to experience is a night out on the town with her good friend, Macallan scotch.
"The thought [of drinking] is sort of nauseating, but I do crave the buzz," Jess said, laughing. "That would be nice!"
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