By The Numbers! 'Real Housewives of Beverly Hills' Recap: Season 3, Episode 11

Sorry, folks. But save for a few fabulous one-liners courtesy of Lisa Vanderpump, this was another boring episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. The good news is: next week looks good! I'm going to go through these numbers like they're my high school math homework (that would be quickly) in the hopes of getting to next week a little bit faster.

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10: Number of seconds I spent wondering if that person in the wetsuit riding the waves in the opening sequence was Yolanda Foster.

1: The number of people in a room of four who have seen Three's Company. (As Shelia Kelley, actress and owner of Sheila Kelly S Factor strip class studio would say, "WHAAAAAT-EVERRRR!")

66: Age of Suzanne Somers. Nice going, lady.

0: Number of people who believe Kathy Hilton "hurt her tooth or something."

0: Number of times any of us RHOBH fans want to see flashbacks/hear about Faye Resnick ever again. Are you listening, Andy Cohen?

10: Points in credibility Brandi Glanville loses when she says she has no money and then whips out Louis Vuitton luggage. (I still love her though.)

2: Number of dresses Marisa Zanuck's mom took from her daughter's closet and threw away.

1200: Approximate combined dollar value of said dresses.

0: Number of reasons I hope to have in my life for needing "big, thick, brown underwear."

47: Number of appearances so far of Yolanda's white pants.

8: Maximum number of days David Foster is allowed to spend away from Yolanda. (Unless he's off on a lemon-gathering retreat, of course.)

4: Number of minutes we spent wondering if Kim Richards got her nose done just so she could have a storyline separate from the other women. (Am I the only one who has never noticed Kim's nose?)

2: Number of minutes I spent wondering if I'm the only lady who smiles at the thought of cheese more than the thought of [expletive]. (Am I? Kyle Richards? Lisa, definitely. Someone, quick, be on my side.)

30: Number of seconds I laughed out loud after Lisa said, "Isn’t Adrienne Maloof really upset that you're not supporting her business by stripping at The Palms?”

Were you as bored by this episode as I was? Are Yolanda's white pants becoming a distraction/personal fitness goal? Did you ever think Kim Richards had a big nose? Tweet us @OKMagazine and let us know what you thought of this episode (or tweet me, @reallylsass, because I am a RHOBH addict.)