This week’s episode of Lifetime’s Pretty Wicked Moms focused on how each of the families celebrate the holidays. And nothing says Christmas like a stripper pole! Sure, it was nice to see the Moms decorate their trees -- or in Marci's case, trim her Hanukkah bush with lots of dirty jokes -- but the real fun came when the ladies decided "to give the gift of sex this Christmas!"
Here’s a few of the best (or worst?) lines of the night:
Emily on her frenemy: Miranda used to be a cheerleader. That's just a stripper with training wheels!
Miranda on her sexual prowess: What people don't know about me is I'm a lady in the street but a freak in the sheets!
Emily and Nicole Noles on dropping Marci off the stripper pole: Now she's got crotch burn!
Pole dancing instructor on how to pick an alter ego: Liquor, cars and candy bars are always a good place to start.
Nicole Noles: Lick her WHAT?
Marci on Miranda's style of eating "Jew Food:" Bless her heart! Only Barbie would eat a bagel with a knife and fork. C'mon, that's like me eating a Communion wafer with salsa!
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