Tiffany Haddish, Britney Spears, Justin Bieber & More Share Cringeworthy Details About Their Worst Dates

TMI! On what was supposed to be a romantic night on the town during a Paris getaway with designer Ben Hanisch in 2016, Amy and her then-beau came down with a “violent” case of food poisoning. After rushing back to their hotel, the pair had to take turns in the bathroom, where Ben threw up and Amy had a “machine gun” release of, ahem, No. 2. “I knew [the relationship] was over,” the Trainwreck star, 40, joked. “I’m yelling at him, ‘It was so great dating you! I wish you the best of luck!’” As it turned out, it wasn’t long before the pair bid each other adieu and Amy hooked up with chef Chris Fischer, whom she wed in 2018.

The Girls’ Trip star once had a real stinker of a date — literally. “He smelled really bad, like ass,” tattled Haddish, 41, who kept it real and spoke her mind. “Oh, you know, I said he stank! He was looking at me like I was crazy for telling him.” She got her revenge at the movies: “I said, ‘I gotta use the restroom,’ and I never came back.” Haddish had a much sweeter experience on a virtual date with her boyfriend, rapper Common, 49, last April, when they watched the same movie from their homes. He even sent her flowers!

The pop princess has kissed her fair share of frogs, but none’s come close to the blind date who was absolutely Toxic. “I went with this one guy and I was like, ‘Holy s**t, he looks just like a lizard!’” Spears shared. “I was so scared. I had to go immediately.” Mom to two teenage boys (dad is ex-hubby Kevin Federline), the singer, 39, hooked up with her actor beau, Sam Asghari, 27, in 2016 — and she’s thrilled to be out of the dating pool. “It’s just the mind game with guys, the calling back and texting,” she’s said. “It’s silly. It’s too much.”

She couldn’t stay in her lane! Jessie, 33, remembers a double date at a bowling alley that took a humiliatingly awkward turn. “I got excited and I accidentally threw the ball the wrong way — backward,” the “Nobody’s Perfect” singer explained. “It was so embarrassing. Everyone was like, ‘Yeah, she’s so uncool.’” These days, Jessie — who was last linked to Magic Mike’s Channing Tatum, 41 — doesn’t get down on herself when she slips up. “We all make mistakes,” she’s said. “Being perfect is boring!"

Still a baby-faced teen idol at the time, the “Sorry” crooner made a fool of himself when he took a girl out to an Italian restaurant — and spilled spaghetti all over her! “It was terrible and embarrassing, and she never went out with me again,” the 27-year-old confessed. He had better luck talking his reluctant ex-girlfriend Hailey Baldwin into dating him again when their paths crossed at a church conference in Miami in 2018. “We were hanging out, and I was like, ‘I want us to just be friends,” shared the model, 24, adding that her future hubby made his agenda clear. “He was like, ‘Yeah, here’s the thing: We’re not going to be friends.’ And I was like, ‘Oh, is that so?’” The duo tied the knot later that year.

Keeping Up With the Kardashians was in its first season in 2007 its first season in 2007 when the reality star — whose infamous sex tape with singer Ray J had recently been leaked — paired up with ex-NFL pro Reggie Bush. On their first outing, though, he fumbled the ball. “I picked him up from the car wash, and then we ate at Chipotle. Very sexy,” Kardashian, 40, quipped. “My first impression was, ‘This guy’s so quiet. Why is he not taking my number?’” Bush, 36, eventually upped his game, and the couple went on to date for two years until their amicable split in 2009.