10 'Real Housewives' One-Liners To Live By


Jan. 28 2015, Updated 6:42 p.m. ET

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Our beloved Bravo Real Housewives ladies from Atlanta, Beverly Hills, Orange County, DC, New York and New Jersey have made us laugh, cry and even taught us a thing or two about life.

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Sure, they're rich and famous, but these gals have said some one-liners we can all relate to. Housewives like Phaedra Parks, Kelly Bensimon and Caroline Manzo like to keep it down, dirty and real while Heather Dubrow, Lisa Vanderpump and Alexis Bellino teach us how to stay glamorous in every situation. Check out a few of our favorite lines slash life lessons from the ladies below...

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1. Caroline Manzo - 'Real Housewives of New Jersey'

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"Real men don’t fight over texts. It’s so high school girly."

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2. Gretchen Rossi - 'Real Housewives of Orange County'

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"Happiness is never having to apologize for being me."

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3. Kelly Bensimon - 'Real Housewives of New York'

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"Your blood type is pinot grigio."

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4. Tamra Barney - 'Real Housewives of Orange County'

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"I call the shots in my life now, and I have good aim."

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5. Michaele Salahi - 'Real Housewives of DC'

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"You work hard, you give a lot of love, and you end up at the White House."

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6. Vicki Gunvalson - 'Real Housewives of Orange County'

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"My tank is full and I'm driving into my future."

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7. Phaedra Parks - 'Real Housewives of Atlanta'

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"A wig does not count as a hat, honey."

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8. Alexis Bellino - 'Real Housewives of Orange County'

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"I don't care if you're scrubbing a toilet. You can still bling it up."

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9. Lisa Vanderpump - 'Real Housewives of Orange County'

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"Friends don't threaten to sue friends."

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10. Heather Dubrow - 'Real Housewives of Orange County'

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"I may be married to a plastic surgeon but I am 98 percent real."


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