We'd like Reza Farahan of Shahs of Sunset to get even more pairs of fun shoes.
We think Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Brandi Glanville should stick to her love of juice smoothies, since her love of other beverages is getting her in trouble this season!
We'd prefer it if Vanderpump Rules' Jax Taylor went shirtless at more events. It could totally be socially acceptable.
We want Kenya Moore of Real Housewives of Atlanta to write us another song, because "Gone with the Wind Fabulous" is so 2013.
We wish that Beyonce's mama Tina Knowles would get a reality show about her fashion business and hot new love life. And maybe some baby-sitting gigs with Blue!
We need, need, need Rihanna to step off of her show Styled to Rock and instead film a reality show with her bff, Melissa Forde.
We definitely want the most low-key member of the Kardashian/Jenner clan, Kendall Jenner, to make some headlines of her own. Dating Harry Styles has been an excellent start!
We have a new business prospect for Real Housewives of Orange County star Heather Dubrow—an etiquette book, please!
We want Khloe Kardashian to find love again... so we resolve for her to join OKCupid!
We resolve for Snooki to be a great wingwoman (in the motherly sense) for her bestie JWoww, who will soon be a mommy, too!
We hope that Real Housewives of Atlanta star Kandi Burruss can keep her head during the wedding planning process, and have a happy, stress-free day at the end of the mess.
We'd like to see Kris Jenner playing the field with some younger dudes now that she's single.
We resolve for the Giudices to try getting an accountant.
Our hope is for Rob Kardashian to stop being so hard on himself about his weight, and to get both physically and emotionally happy.
We'd like Phil Robertson to take some sensitivity training courses (or maybe one in public relations?).
We'd love it if Kim Kardashian could keep upping her coat game. Girl is killing it this winter!
We'd like for Milania Giudice of Real Housewives of New Jersey to get her own spin-off. She s the clear star of the show.
We want Real Housewives of New Jersey star Albie Manzo to get serious about love already and settle down (with someone from the OKMagazine.com staff, obviously).
We know former Hills star Kristin Cavallari is over reality TV, but with an adorable baby and another one on the way, we'd love for her to consider a new show about life as a hot mommy.
We want Teen Mom 2 star Chelsea Houska to finally get over Adam. He's lame, and she's such an awesome girl!
We would love for Heidi Klum to liven up Project Runway somehow. Surely this girl's got some tricks up here sleeve?!
We are asking the reality-TV gods for Ryan Lochte to please get a dating show a la The Bachelor.
We think Real Housewives of Miami star Joanna Krupa could work on her Twitter feuds... but truthfully, then we'd be pretty bored!
We are asking that Simon Cowell use his powers to combine all the singing competition shows into one, and that will be the one that we watch.
We loved Britney Spears' recent documentary, and think it'd be cool to check in on her in a reality format more often during her stint in Las Vegas. Web series?
We think NeNe Leakes of Real Housewives of Atlanta should not make anyone cry for the entire year 2014!
We think original Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham needs to take up a quiet hobby, like knitting, or reading Victorian poetry.
We would like Kanye West to get his own reality show, if he's going to continue hiding from the cameras on Keeping Up with the Kardashians.
We think Rachel Zoe needs a whole show just about being a wildly stylish mommy of (as of recently) two!
We know couple reality shows are usually a total curse, but the Instagrams of Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey are just so cute, we think they'd survive. Think about it for us, guys?