Forget watching the 2019 Oscars, Macaulay Culkin was live tweeting jokes the awards show. He posted a bunch of black and white photo of "things he was doing" in a series of tweets he hashtagged, "Mack Tweets the Oscars!" Scroll through for more.
In the first tweet, Macualay, 38, posted a photo of him looking in a mirror. "Some thing I will do instead of hosting The Oscars.... 1. Pop this pimple," he wrote.
The next one showed him holding a cat. "Things I'm doing instead of hosting the #Oscars 2. Holding my cat," he quipped.
He also tweeted about playing with legos and bathing instead of watching.
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But then, the tweets turned dark. In his fourth tweet, the former child star posted a photo of him sticking his head in an oven. He followed that with a picture of him holding a bottle of bourbon and cigarettes. “I can’t believe this is the 5th Year in a row I’m not in the in-memoriam… and I’ve been trying so hard," he said.
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