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Luann de Lesseps Complains Of Horrific Prison Conditions After She's Forced To Eat A Bologna Sandwich

The Countess also said that she was not offered a blanket.

Luann de Lesseps did not enjoy prison. The Real Housewives of New York star had just returned from her stint in the big house, after being charged with a felony for resisting an officer with violence, followed by a stay in rehab. To celebrate her return, Dorinda Medley took her and the rest of the RHONY girls to a spa. It was there that Luann complained about the horrific conditions in jail, including how she had to eat a bologna sandwich for the first time in decades.

“I was in a 6-by-6 jail cell, so this sounds like paradise,” Luann said of the spa day with Dorinda and the ladies, including Bethenny FrankelCarole RadziwillSonja Morgan, and Tinsley Mortimer.

Then the Countess lamented about what it was like to be arrested and thrown in prison. “I was in so much disbelief that they were arresting me so I slipped out of the handcuffs,” she explained.

She added that she didn’t exactly enjoy the limited food menu in jail. “And the last time I had a bologna sandwich was 40 years ago,” Luann said.

There was also some major drama on last night’s episode. Following their spa day, the ladies went out to dinner, where Luann, 53, discovered that Ramona Singer had actually attempted to attend the New Years Eve party of her ex-husband Tom D’Agostino, held on his boat. The two were married on New Years Eve the year prior, and held their rehearsal dinner on Tom’s boat.

“Ramona has Fear Of Missing Out. She’s a FOMO,” Luann said during confessional. “Instead of being loyal to a friend, she’s more concerned with not missing out.”

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