She needs some rest and relaxation.
Because every birthday girl needs cupcakes, even if she's a porn actress.
She needs something pure and sweet to listen to! Taylor Swift soothes all ills.
Farrah can be a little Regina George-y in her Twitter comments towards her fellow Teen Moms and assorted other celebs.
She was arrested for DUI earlier this year.
He should be cute and nerdy, and take her to Olive Garden.
Remember when her dad discovered her birth control? Awkward. And after her recent pregnancy scare, she really needs to stay on top of this.
The two ex-costars have been warring in public as of late, and it makes us sad.
She's attending a porn convention this weekend and will be meeting lots of people. Keep it clean, girl.
She has an adorable Yorkie who deserves the best.
No, but really. She's having a really tough year—is anyone hugging this girl?
Can't leave her out! Farrah's daughter needs a treat, too.
She can thank Kim for that major paycheck from Vivid Entertainment. Kim paved the way!
Dr. V from 'LA Shrinks' could definitely help her talk out her issues.
It helps people! It might expand her horizons.
She could give her some advice on the whole sex-tape-15-minutes-of-fame thing.
This behind-the-scenes book needs to be on her coffee table.
She needs an awesome mom figure in her life, and Caroline would be up to the task.
Taylor Swift has amassed what seems to be an adorable, loving group of gals. Taylor, send her a text.
Farrah showed off a backpack full of underwear in her sex tape. Clearly, she's a lingerie fan.
Her dialogue delivery left a little to be desired in that sex tape.