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In a pose reminiscent of Jennifer Aniston‘s skinful photo shoot, Bruno (aka Sacha Baron Cohen) shows it all off on the cover of the new GQ. And if you think he’s revealing a little too much on the outside of the magazine, wait until you read what he says inside.

Answering supposed reader questions, the "Austrian" fashionista tells folks not to bother getting a Zac Efron-style ‘do anytime soon, "cos ich am about to change mine and he’s certain to copy me again. In terms of grooming, ze only thing he hasn’t copied me with ist getting his ballensack pierced— vell, he hadn’t had it done ze last time ich saw him."

Bruno, whose movie hits theaters July 10, also reveals that he sleeps, "in a seaweed body wrap under a Zac Posen Navy-Cut Nightshirt. In mein dreams, ich sleep naked in a giant reed basket drifting slowly down ze Nile, cradled in ze arms of Daniel Radcliffe."

Under the category of "Too Much Information," Bruno also goes into rather gory detail about the need for men to groom… down there.

"Be careful if you do it yourself," he warns. "Yesterday ich tried to self-wax mein arschenhaller und glued meinself to ze bed. Manscaping ist important, but not as crucial as getting regular anal bleaching. If Brüno didn’t get his schmutziger arschenhaller bleached twice a month, his shtinker vould resemble Dizzy Gillespie during a trumpet solo. In Austria anal bleaching ist considered so important zat it’s paid for by ze state. In fact, you cannot run for office if you don’t have a vhite arschwitz. Indeed, ex-chancellor Kurt Waldheim vas elected on ze back of a prishtine anus. Zere are added benefits to getting ze bleaching — on my last session, mein beautician, Klaus, found ze long-lost head of a David Beckham action figure up zere."

PICS FROM BRUNO’S PARIS PREMIERE:
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If you think you can handle it, check out <a href="http://men.style.com/gq/features/landing?id=content_9557&quot; target="_blank">GQ.com</a> for more!

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