The ladies cut loose with a girls trip to Miami on this week’s Pretty Wicked Moms. Needless to say there was plenty of alcohol involved. Shockingly though, everyone was sober when they said crazy stuff!
Here’s a few of their best (or worst?) lines of the nights:
Emily on seeing a psychic: She told me women didn’t like me because they were jealous of me. It doesn’t take a psychic to figure that out.
Marci’s reaction to Nicole B. complaining she is no longer “big-breasted:” What is Nicole Bennett talking about? She could breastfeed an entire village with those things — twice!
Nicole N. trying to figure out a bidet: Why do they have no seat? Do you think the French like tinkle different than us?
The psychic to Marci about her ex-husband: He wasn’t that great in bed… There was something missing there. The button wasn’t touched. He also had something wrong with his butt.
Miranda reading a text from her husband who was watching their one-year-old son back home: Please listen to the text I just got. “Do I need to actually put fluid in Ledger’s sippy-cup or do I leave it empty?”
What do you think was the most outrageous thing said on last night’s Pretty Wicked Moms? Tell us in the comments below or on Twitter @OKMagazine.