Two and a Half Men fans had to choose whether their loyalty lies with the show or Charlie Sheen last night. While Ashton Kutcher was making his debut on Two and Half Men, Charlie was being roasted on Comedy Central by top stars.
Seth MacFarlane, Kate Walsh, William Shatner, Mike Tyson and more stars gathered to roast Charlie last night on Comedy Central — and roast him they did!
Mike decided to read poems to roast Charlie, while Kate said, "You know what's amazing. Despite all those years of abusing your lungs, your kidneys, your liver — the only thing you've had removed is your kids."
"May I suggest to you, Charlie, that you reexamine your relations with women," William said during his roast. "Prostitutes cost a lot of money, Charlie. Hasn't anyone told you that actresses will sleep with you for free? Man, that's Hollywood 101. You should have called!"
But Seth took the roasting to another level and actually read Charlie's obituary.
"Tonight on Two and a Half Men they're actually having Charlie's pretend funeral, believe it or not," Seth said. "No need to switch over, just wait a few months and you can probably see the real thing."
What did you think of Charlie's roast?