It’s happening. Bangerz is arriving tomorrow. Go ahead and put all of your Miley opinions aside for just a minute and give the album a listen with fresh ears. Never mind the recent outfits, or lack thereof. What she’s missing in fabric she makes up for with jams on this album. Trust me, I’ve been listening to it for days.
It’s good for a listen-thru, but if you want a better plan of attack, I have mapped our your day for you with the appropriate songs for each occasion throughout 24 hours. Enjoy these songs during various times of your day, with or without clothing.
Morning workout at the gym
Start with Track 3 “SMS (Bangerz)“. I ran up a huge hill to it yesterday. In just a matter of moments I went from Struttin’ to Huffin’ and Puffin’ My Stuff but it was worth it. The song also features Britney Spears and I wouldn’t mind seeing the two of them perform it sometime. Move to Track 11 “Do My Thang” to keep that positive attitude up with your heart rate. Track 15 “On My Own” will keep you moving on the treadmill, as well as Track 13 “Someone Else“.
Post-workout shower (preferably at home as these songs are for belting out)
Has there been a better song to sing at the top of your lungs in the past year than Track 6 “Wrecking Ball“? No. There hasn’t. You can pair that one with Track 12 “Maybe You’re Right” and you’ll leave the shower feeling like your mind, body and soul have been cleansed.
In the car
Have you been able to stop singing to Track 2 “We Can’t Stop” because I haven’t. Skip to Track 4 “4×4” featuring Nelly which was made for a drive. As was Track 9 and not just because it’s titled “Drive“. This song is made for singing along by yourself in the car. Seriously you won’t even be ashamed of anyone watching you sing while stopped at a red light. It’s that good. And they’re probably singing it too. Also make sure you get in Track 8 “#GETITRIGHT” during your commute which is dripping with Pharrell‘s brilliant signature production.
At your desk
Bangerz stars out with Track 1 “Adore You” which is perfect for your desk, maybe a mid-morning jam to have on in the background when getting work done. It might even make you think of a special someone. Send them a link to something fun you’re liking on the Internet, but this is not an excuse to Facebook stalk them. If your morning or afternoon is dragging a little, turn up Track 7 “Love Money Party” featuring Big Sean. It will give you a little pick-up to get through the day. No coffee necessary. But I will warn you, it might cause some chair dancing. And when your co-worker starts to annoy you? Well it’s time for Track 10, “FU” featuring French Montana. I’m sure you’ll be able to relate to the message of those two letters. Now don’t be fooled by Track 14 “Rooting For My Baby” this is a Miley song, not Fleetwood Mac although it sure might sound like it. Once Miley gets her twerking out, I’d love to see her follow this direction with her music. And round out your workday with Track 16 “Hands In The Air” that will help you celebrate the end of a day at your desk (with an assist from Ludacris too).
When you get home
You might want to put on Track 5 “My Darlin‘” featuring Future when you get home to your sweetie. I’ll leave the rest up to you.
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