Here's little Blue Ivy in a bathing suit on the beach—so much alliteration, so little face.
Blue Ivy plays with an iPhone while Beyonce takes a break during a recent photo shoot—No face here.
This is what tour merch is all about! Little Blue Ivy rocks a Watch The Throne shirt as she's bottle-fed by her momma—Still no face.
All Access Pass! Blue Ivy wanders around backstage—although with her parents' busy schedule, WHICH tour is anyone's guess. Face? Not here.
Blue Ivy sets up shop in Beyonce's green room with her very own monogrammed director's chair—Back-facing, of course.
Such a little lady! Blue Ivy sits still as Beyonce fixes her tight curls—from the side, so we're getting closer.
She learns from the best! Blue gets some insight from Daddy at the airport—Face obscured by shadows.
"Under The Boardwalk" is definitely playing in the background as Blue plays on the dock with Bey—We spot hair! But no face.
Just another day on the yacht! No running though, Blue—it's dangerous out there. Especially when we can't see your face.
Backyard Bonanza! Beyonce and Blue play outside, with Blue conveniently facing outwards.
Making Beyonce the focal point of this picture really contributes to the whole "we can't see Blue's face" thing.
Beyonce's hair is braided, Blue's facing the other way. Standard Procedure!
Another day in the playground, another day we can't see Blue's face.
We're not even mad about this one—The Carter's roll up to the White House in style!
Beyonce and Blue look at the White House Christmas Tree—Shot from behind, per usual.
While the Obamas may be able to see Blue Ivy's face, we alas, cannot.
Even Bo Obama gets a good look at young Miss Carter? Not fair!
At least we can see what she's drawing? No, we'd like to see her face. Please and thank you.
Run, Blue, Run!
Wait, Blue, you've gone too far! Stop running and turn around so we can make sure you're OK!
Bey and Blue play dress up—Bey and Blue both don't face the camera.
Blue Ivy Birthday Party Beyonce Face Paint
OK this one makes sense—If we were thisclose to Michelle Williams, we'd be staring at her too!
Side shot AND hand covering her face? Now you're just toying with us, Beyonce.
Blue gets ready for bed (In the fanciest lil nightgown ever!) after Beyonce's birthday party—face not visible.
It's Blue Ivy's birthday and she can... not look at the camera if she doesn't want to.
There was no chance we were going to see the front of this photo of Beyonce and Blue. Beautiful though.
Sure they pretty much own (literally and figuratively) Barclay's Stadium—but can't they throw us little people a bone?
Just a little hammock hangout sesh between mother and daughter—face obscured like it ain't no thang.
Blue is so teeny tiny it's hard to be upset that we can't see her face. And yet...
What we wouldn't give to lay our heads on Beyonce's bosom in a hot tub. Only we'd show our faces to the camera. Just sayin'.
The only thing that makes the photo bearable is Jay Z's bright blue tux. And OK, the whole thing is adorable.
"Let's just put this adorably huge hat on you so the world can't see your perfect face," says Beyonce.
Like mother, like daughter—no eyes on the camera.
Matching dinosaur costumes! 'Nuff said.
Who gon' check me, boo? Blue Ivy gives her dad the stink-eye (while still looking stinkin' cute)
Any day now Blue Ivy will surprise her fans by dropping her album in the middle of the night.
Motorcycle jacket? Check. Enviable last name? Check. Face not shown? Check. Must be Blue Ivy!
Taking the "No Faces Allowed" theme to new heights, Beyonce snaps a photo with no bodies either!
Blue Ivy gets a lift from her lovin' papa. Seriously, how gorgeous is this photo?