Where have you been? Because we never see you out. Are you hiding from us, somewhere in the crowd? That’s a Rihanna lyric, not a Lady Gaga one, but we have to fill the pop diva hole with RiRi ever since Gaga disappeared from the public eye months ago.
There are a few reasons for Mama Monster’s hibernation. She had to cancel her Born This Way Ball tour earlier this year to have hip surgery, which stranded her in a gold wheelchair. She’s popped up for a few quiet appearances here and there, but over the Fourth of July weekend she quit Twitter, leaving her 39 million followers in the lurch. What gives? Watch the video above for some theories.
What do you think is going on? Do you think her disappearance could just be part of a big marketing campaign for her new album? How do you sue someone after “discovering” them, that is, “dating” them? Tell us in the comments below or tweet us @OKMagazine.