15 Things We Learned From 'The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills' This Week

A week has passed and we’re still in Paris with the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. There’s been a ton of together time given that everyone went for separate reasons, but who am I to judge? It's not like this trip was planned to capture the magic of say, the New York ladies in Morocco or the Atlanta women in South Africa. OK, maybe I'm skeptical of Yolanda’s being in Paris for her daughter's modeling career WITHOUT her daughter. But seriously, who’s counting? Not me, that's for sure. Another week, another rich learning experience from our friends in Beverly Hills, so let’s get into the nitty gritty shall we?                                                                                                         

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1. Teal & pink sundresses are the new white pants.

2. If you don’t have a boyfriend, prepare to be swept off your feet by Yolanda and a killer pair of high heels that you’ll only be able to wear once because of the sheer ridiculousness of them.

3. If we all had Lisa to pat our bum when we didn’t want to walk, life would be better (lookin’ at you Giggy).

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5. JK, white pants are still the new white pants.

6. Yolanda and her love, David Foster, are huge in Japan.

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7.  RHOBH has changed its name to Selling LA -- make sure to change it on your DVR.

8.  If you shave a scant $2 million off the asking price, your house will sell like a pair of teal gladiator stilettos in Paris.

9.  Dana’s back and still obnoxious!

10.  's acting is top notch, as she pretends to think it's hilarious when Dana lights her cigarettes with a Yankee Candle.

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11. Portia’s still cute.

12. Where’s Alene, though? Anyone?

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13. Kim’s the only Richards sister without a store. But she has a cute little back tattoo so whatever.

So that's that. Are you as eager for next week's episode as we are? Would you wear those heels that Yolanda gave to Brandi? Seriously, where's Alene? Tell us in the comments below or tweet us @OKmagazine.