But the demeaning dog has a soft spot for Cynthia. "You're the classiest of the Real Housewives, which is kind of like saying you're the smartest Kardashian," he gushes.
The dog comments on everything from Phaedra's workout video—"This video shows people that with a little hard work you can achieve your dream of being somewhat out of shape"—to Kandi's line of sex toys—"It is amazing how much you can get done when you don't stop to feel deeply ashamed of yourself."
But Triumph and Kenya almost throw down when he continually gets her name wrong!
"You better get your hand out of my face!" Kenya commands as Triumph's paw starts waving around.
"That little thug dog Triumph though he was going to come in here and mess with the queen bee, but he got another thing coming because I am Gone with the Wind fabulous!" Kenya later snipes to the camera before standing up and storming off.
Triumph's response? He sniffs Kenya's vacated seat.
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