Katie Maloney had a s**tty time when her husband Tom Schwartz was caught watching Two and a Half Men while they were having sex. Then on a trip to Mexico, the Vanderpump Rules stars attempted to have a night of romance, but it didn’t go well because Katie caught a case of the runs!
Tom, 36, revealed after the April 8 episode of VPR that he was watching the sitcom instead of having sex with his wife. He defended, “It was a good episode. It was when Charlie Sheen was still on. No offense to Ashton Kutcher I love him too but I liked it more when Charlie Sheen was on there.”
He continued, “I got caught up in the episode. She set me straight though.”
Katie, 32, and Tom were both asked if they eventually did the deed after Tom made a grand romantic gesture on vacation. Katie admitted, “At any given minute I was about to s**t in my pants.” The VPR star was one of the many victims of diarrhea on the cast trip to Mexico.
In the end, Tom said, “We just both passed out. But it was in a beautiful embrace!”
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