In case you missed it, Britney Spears is back. She’s got a new song and video, a new friendship with Miley Cyrus, and oh yea, she looks INCREDIBLE! But she didn’t get there by sitting around. She worked, BITCH!
As made evident by “Work Bitch,” the first single off her hotly anticipated new album, it takes a lot to get what you want in life:
- You’ve got to have a strong work ethic: “Bring it on, Ring the alarm. Don’t stop now, Just be the champion.“
- A great support team: “Break it off, Break it down. See me coming, You can hear my sound. Tell somebody in your town. Spread the word. Spread the word.“
- And sure, a little narcissism doesn’t hurt: ”Go call the police, Go call the governor. I bring the trouble. That means the trouble y’all. I make the governor. Call me the governor. I am the bad bitch. The bitch that you’ll never know.”
Click through to see all the things you’ll get if you do like Britney—and work, bitch: