Alex Rodriguez's Bulge Leaves Fans Thirsting: 'That Guy Still Swings a Big Bat'

Fans had a lot to say about Alex Rodriguez's "bulge" while the ex-athlete was unironically trying to promote a meat product.

The 51-year-old accidentally showed off his asset in a pair of tight blue pants while talking about pre-packaged protein meals from a company called Tempo in the August 12 ad.

As the star innocently showed off the product, his followers were all too distracted by something else that he was inadvertently showing off as well.

Commenters weren't shy about thirsting over Rodriguez's package with a slew of hilarious innuendos.

"He was just happy to see me!!" one person commented under a repost of the advertisement.

"Even in retirement, that guy still swings a big bat," another added, with a third chiming in, "Jlo got tired of this?"

"He’s Dominican, a big d--- is in his contract," a fourth noted.

"He knew exactly what he was doing," a fifth joked, with still another writing, "People are so desperate for c---."

Rodriguez dated pop star Jennifer Lopez for four years beginning in 2017, and the couple quickly became an iconic Hollywood duo.

The "Jenny From the Block" singer opened up about her favorite part of her former partner's body on a 2019 episode of The Ellen DeGeneres Show, while the host teased her about his manhood.

"I love his arms," Lopez declared, while side-eyeing Ellen DeGeneres. "Stop. Don't."

"Oh my favorite part of A-Rod?" the host joked. "I love his p----. I really do."

Later in the episode, DeGeneres teased that she was also "afraid" of the baseball star's p----.

"It's still my favorite thing, and yet I'm still scared," she quipped.

After Lopez and Rodriguez broke up in 2021, the athlete began dating Canadian fitness instructor Jaclyn Cordeiro in 2022. They broke up in May after three years together.

"To clarify, Alex and I are currently taking some time apart, but there continues to be mutual love, care, and deep respect between us and for our families," Cordeiro told TMZ at the time. "We remain supportive of one another, and there is absolutely no animosity, drama or negative story here."

"I'm also navigating a serious health matter involving a family member at this time, so my focus is understandably there," she added.

In July, Rodriguez was seen smooching with a mysterious brunette while attending Michael Rubin's annual White Party.

According to Page Six, the woman was later identified as fitness trainer Meghan Hayden. The pair are now allegedly living together just one month after getting cozy in the Hamptons.

Neither has commented publicly on the relationship, though the internet already appears envious of Hayden's new beau's package.